Damn this computer is so slow

Am using one of the uni computers and the network is just so god damn slow it's not funny. It took 5 minutes just to log on to this damn thing.
So, what's new you might ask. Well, not a whole damn lot actually, I'm still sick, this damn cold still won't go away. I'm still trying to sort out all that crap with those government departments and I have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on, am totally confused and no one else in those departments seem to know either. Word of advice, don't ever try to get any useful information from the government, it's a pointless exercise!
The weather went back to being freezing again for a couple of days, -1 last night, so not fun. I did, however, pass 2 assignments, even got an A on one. Um, it seems my little niece or nephew, we should find out which this month, will be due sooner than we expected, so probably late January ot early February. Mum found some cool baby stuff, that should drive my brother insane, so all good there.
Work is ok, better than the evil Pak'n'Slave anyway. Plus I got rostered on for 2 closes this week and the second one is tonight so I have a 4 day weekend as I'm not working all weekend and I have no classes on Friday or Monday, the better news is that it will be the same next week.
Oh, and Kat, this is the last hint I'm giving you. It's your turn to call and I strongly advise that you do so, like last Monday.