What's going on?

No one is updating, no one is on MSN and no one has called their friends like they are supposed to!
Some suggested advice, Kat stop playing bloody WOW and pay attention to the fact that I have been trying to talk to you for more than a week! And Sarah, just because it's cold in the study, it doesn't mean you shouldn't update. Also have you finished all my books yet coz I want them back soon please, as I've had a request for one of them.
Ok, I'm done telling everyone off now, well for a while anyway, that may however change.
And Mornay, you can stop laughing now.